We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But there can’t be two of us, so I’m afraid you’ll have to be eliminated. You have become redundant.

“Take pride in your workweek, not your weak work.”

“Dr. Chuck “Chuckles” Gigglebrooks, lead researcher at the National Association …”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”

“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped…”