We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologi…”

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin,…”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”