We didn’t know each other, but that didn’t stop me from ignoring him.

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed,…”

“I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”