We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”

“I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.”

“If love had its limits, and those limits tasted like lasagna, could you see you…”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”