We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)

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“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, …”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”

“I always keep a spare set of keys in a spare set of pants that are folded up an…”