We just had a near-life experience! Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.” “It felt good to stand out from the world, just mysterious and pious. You weren'…” “In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.” “The same as real life, there is no happily ever after.”