We made love for 8 seconds. She rode me like a bull.

“Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.”

“A new poll found that 84% of American people were disgusted by Congress, and my…”

“A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If…”

“Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to cel…”