We made love like a John and a hooker, despite the fact that my name’s Jarod. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“My phone died, so I cremated it along with my grandpa. Well, he was taking up t…”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better …”

“An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if…”