We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.

“A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an ep…”

“When I first heard Twilight was a book about vampires that sparkled in the ligh…”

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told m…”

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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