We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s too cold to go swimming in October.

“A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those…”

“Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.”

“I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.”

“Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest q…”