We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee…”

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that r…”