We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”

“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the l…”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”