We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone were in love with her. But she didn’t even know I existed, just as I didn’t know my clone existed. I still don’t know he exists.

“Receiving trophies is all about getting recognized. Wearing big sunglasses and …”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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“My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.”