Wealth—one billion, two billion, what’s the difference? The difference is one billion—the same difference as flat broke, like me, and one billion.

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

“I’m on a shoestring budget, which means I don’t have any extra money to buy the…”

“At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I ai…”

“Love is a bag of electric eels sleeping in a lagoon full of goons and legumes. …”