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“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of…”

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream.…”

“I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”