Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and…”

“The center snaps the ball to the quarterback!""No he doesn't!""He doesn't?""NO!…”

“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't goo…”

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I th…”