Weeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying sweet tree.

“Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slo…”

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit …”