Well, hell.

“Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you…”

“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures…”

“As with all my children, you must find your own path, and through that discover…”

“The guy I'd felt such an immediate and deep connection to I'd thought that just…”