Well wakey fucking wakey, sunbeam! Life's fucking Borstal!

“Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game,…”

“But no, we cross, crisscross, and recross our old tracks like figure skaters.”

“Rights are susceptible to subversion, as even granite is susceptible to erosion.”

“I pitched my voice for Dirty Harry, but it was more Lisping Baggins.”