We're actors — we're the opposite of people! Auteur: Tom Stoppard Copy Quote More from Tom Stoppard “Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end …” “Confession is an act of violence against the unoffending.” “Chater: You dare to call me that. I demand satisfaction!Septimus: Mrs Chater de…” “You think human nature is a beast, that it must be put in a cage. But it's the …”