We’re all trying to come to terms with our mortality. Well, except for me, because I plan to live forever through the miracle of cloning.

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”

“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surro…”

“I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It's a very exhausting posit…”

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and…”