We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble. Auteur: Jasper Fforde Copy Quote More from Jasper Fforde “The name is Schitt," he replied. "Jack Schitt.” “Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they hav…” “Were you listening to a word I said?' 'I kind of switched off when you drew bre…” “If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detai…”