Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.

“Love sounds like an elephant weighs. I know, because I’ve seen it with my own t…”

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybod…”

“Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I though…”

“A tree once saved my life. A posse was going to hang me, but this wise old oak …”