We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a little salsa on the side? Yes.

“My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.”

“As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pa…”

“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”