What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.

“Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, ob…”

“It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the …”

“There are few things in the world that make me feel more clueless than a woman'…”

“What, in all very seriousness, the hell was going on?”