What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and the buffet in the banquet hall. Stand aside—I’m starving!

“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on …”

“My breath smells like fish. I need to gargle tartar sauce.”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if …”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve…”