What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tin…”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”