What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.

“We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind …”

“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try …”

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get…”

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”