What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about that next time I do it.

“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“I’m growing my hair out. Out of the country, because it’s cheaper to grow it in…”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that li…”