What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.

“I rode the night mare like a bad dream. I rode with no saddle and a midget on m…”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”

“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the …”

“Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank …”