What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d call it an opportunity, and my privilege.

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“The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossibl…”

“The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of al…”

“If you’re wearing a space suit, I’ll take a unicrescent sandwich; hold the mayo…”