What's a fracking Cylon?

“I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Ba…”

“The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. …”

“On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a FreddyKrueger. Granu…”

“Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”