What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”