What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternit…”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”