What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.

“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s…”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need…”

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”