What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your commitment.

“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting hi…”

“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”

“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”

“I want to get even. I want to get even more money.”