[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.

“Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, …”

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“Lee threw down the tripod, and Trip dropped the FN MAG machine gun onto it...Le…”

“So did you score with your friend's dead mom ?”