When all the trees are dead, I’ll be there, drinking freshly squeezed orange juice.

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So…”

“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all t…”

“In this moment I’m reminded of Thor tutoring me math in the second grade. Thor …”

“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”