When his father asked why A wasn't apple or B wasn't bird or C wasn't cat, young Ambrose explained that things didn't always have to be the way you'd expect. Everybody does apples and birds and cats, he said, and it's boring to do what everybody else does.

“A man can see a hundred women, lust for a thousand more, but it is one scent th…”

“For weeks Octavio returned to the shelter of the trees. The woman would appear …”

“He believed women to be quantifiably wiser than men. He was neither a breast no…”

“In the face of all reason she was interested in him as he was. Not as he wished…”