When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics ar…”

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both…”

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort s…”

“Our relationship is like ten turtles marching along, followed by seven beetles,…”