When I describe love to an emotional Helen Keller, I usually say it has four legs, fur, and possesses the ability to either purr or meow.

“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my …”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that…”

“Make yourself interesting to history. Master some aspect of life, and then find…”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”