When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“I put a saddle on my salad, and I rode my horseradish to Rhode Island, where I …”

“Are there any sleeping jobs, because I have a lot of experience. Years and year…”