When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, “Does she? I didn’t know Mary was a slut.

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”

“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better …”

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching basebal…”