When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in …”

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”

“I didn’t do it, because not doing seemed like the right thing to do. I’ll alway…”