When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.

“If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and…”

“I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated…”

“Write your goals down on a sheet of paper. That way you can easily flip the pag…”

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”