When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”

“A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal G…”

“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…”