When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s what clones are for.

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an …”

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever ha…”

“Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bet…”

“A figure 8 doesn’t figure into my plans to live to infinity.”