When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.


“Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.”

“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her …”

“I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.”

“A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At least that’s what I thought wh…”