When I see a beautiful woman, my heart doesn't go "Thump, thump." It goes "Hush, hush." I'm very secretive about my feelings.

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“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

“A Cyclops on a unicycle juggling three giant eyeballs couldn’t compare to the b…”

“The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we…”