When I see a rainbow, I think of God’s promise and how He’s keeping it. Then I remember the promise I made to Roy G. Biv, and how I just broke it.

“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage.…”

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d g…”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll b…”